From ferry to Le Trou Cachee, to market, and return to LTC to rearranging the layout – and all before lunchtime! Just prior to my last departure I had cut all the grass (and weeds, and undergrowth) and so pitching my basha was of little hassle ( see above). Why individuals use tents when such luxury is available beats me. And the hawthorn tree and sweet chestnut are just the right distance apart; divine decadence. I wonder how the planters knew.
The French, amongst their many redeeming features, have not wholeheartedly embraced technology. On my last trip I popped into my bank to collect a new bank card, only to be told that it would not be available until the month in which it expired (August). Why some French people pretend they don’t understand me using their language escapes me. It happened when I dropped the bike when fully laden and it happened again in the bank – the young woman receptionist looked blankly at me and then hared off for an English speaking employee. I stood my tongue and he started searching, and searching… and searching. Not only was it the last one at which he looked (naturally, if looking for the ace of spades and find it as the third card why look through the other 49?) but the last one in the box. Forearmed was not forewarned.
The household insurance is due; I had remembered the letter but not my French chequebook. No matter, thought I, my new card will do. That redeeming feature of the French – at least the woman in the insurance office didn’t look blankly. Oh that her technology was more understanding.
In order to use the card she had to ring somewhere – but couldn’t connect. Eventually I gave up and returned the next day. On trying again; she got her connection – the amount was too much for my card. I offered cash, she was not empowered to accept it. Fortunately the English speaking cashier was in the bank (leave alone accent, my vocabulary, now building merchant efficient, is sadly lacking for such tasks). To avoid fraud I need to go online to obtain a once-only ‘virtual card.’ It is a redeeming feature of the French; aye, right.
For the second year running I have been able to return hospitality without revealing my lack of social graces, crockery and cutlery, or culinary skills. With The Burlingtons as my erstwhile aides I did a barbeque (in the loosest interpretation of did) for a couple of local couples. Ms. B. helped with buying and sorting, Mr. B. took over the cooking and the little Bs charmed the assembled. If ever two young children did not deserve being called little Bs it is them; they are charming and lovely. Being honorary family is great, even less responsibility than genetic grandad (and there’s not too much responsibility, even then)!
During the conversation one neighbour told the Bs of some local ruins (of a chateau, not less well received neighbours). I had not thought to suggest it as a play spot; the Burlingtons are rough and tough to a fault. What a cracking time we had there, with some new, striking wood carvings as well as the eternal attraction of tunnels, falling walls and overgrown moats.
On their ferry crossing the Burlingtons had won a family quiz, which resulted in a goody bag with all sorts of Brittany Ferries’ propaganda merchandise, including a pack of cards. Having offered the big Bs a night of grown up fun whilst I babysat (and remembering last year’s sad let down when I thought to engage the next generation with board games and good old fashioned entertainment, to be cruelly abused by their insistence on me being quiet while they used various modern electronic toys) I actually managed to teach them Beggar My Neighbours, although I had originally learnt it as Beat Your Neighbours Out Of Doors. Old fool beats the odds and has a success headlines will adorn the front page of The Thunderer! Now the slap of cards on the table drowns the tappety-tap of electronic keyboards; eyeshades will be supplied. Ms. B the older is not so much competitive as merely needs to be the best, Having shown me the three dimensional jigsaw which was also in the goody bag she then took a dislike as I completed it when she had not; I have, fortunately, redeemed myself. I wonder if Newmarket is too close to gambling. Also, she has now succeeded with the three dimensional jigsaw; phew.
On checking the welfare of the sloes I found that my favourite tree had been cruelly hacked to the ground; I presume the greedy, snidey, land-grabbing French farmers are to blame. There will be more on my beggarly neighbours, much, much more. May their crops fail to thrive, their tax scams be discovered and their tractors stall.