I have a mate, Pete, who is a lovely fellow. We were nodding acquaintances and then, during the brief period when I taught adults at night-schools, we became better friends. He used to have a social evening on a Thursday and I used to pop in after teaching; he offered me a drink one evening as he was getting his round and I was waiting to be served. That we shared a pleasure in playing cribbage helped as well. Currently he lives in The Limousin and I visited him there in my camper; there was a certain synchronicity (The Limousin being the origin of USian ‘limousine’ for car).
He was somewhat taken aback some years ago when, at the behest of others, I went for a drink at our local dive during the short Christmas Day opening hours. I had been almost forced in to attending following the path of least harm – between night shifts all I wanted to do was sleep but the couple who invited me to join them would have had their Christmas spoiled thinking about me “being lonely”. Pete walked in, full of bonhomie and came out with some claptrap like, “peace on earth and goodwill to all men.” I responded with an expletive and we started a deep discussion about if it could happen for one day why not for ever; he humoured me, bless him.
My long-term volunteering throughout the faux jolly period confuses many people; they don’t realise that I am a refugee from all the cant, hypocrisy and cynical consumerism. As I used to tell students, Scrooge was modelled on me and then diluted to make him plausible! It is heartening that so many fellow-volunteers are of a similar mind-set. Three o’clock in the morning is a favourite time not only for those who knock on doors to catch others unawares; it is better than a game of truth or dare.
After the visit to one son and his family I thought I had left my warm, wooley hat at their house. My hat is black, my bag dark; I am a numpty. Now spluttering and sneezing all over the place, at least I get space on crowded public transport. When I eventually plumbed the depths of the bag I realised I had suffered in vain – the hat was snuggling down the bottom.
The day before Christmas Eve was one of pottering – I jacked up the camper thinking that it would be easier to inflate the tyres without the van’s weight bearing down on them – and then couldn’t find the electric pump. My footpump wasn’t up to the job last time I tried to use it. Fortunately there is a car accessories shop but a short distance away and so I wasn’t that inconvenienced.
The Chatelain and Jean, who first supplied me with contact details for volunteering in Palestine, live within spitting distance of each other (but fortunately are both more refined), thus I killed two proverbial birds with one stone – at a stroke I have discharged my duty to Ghada and emptied the camper of extraneous rubbish (which means that I can sleep in it in comparative comfort, should the need arise).
Poems a-plenty abound about the tranquility of the pre-MWCF evenings but for Crisis people it is a living card. We meet, we greet, we throw ourselves about each others’ necks. Apart from the Grumpy Chums we have next to nothing to do with each other all year but that annual rendez-vous is an almost sacrosanct meeting. We also repair to a convenient pub on Christmas Eve at 8.30am!
The Wee Mannie enjoys the naughtiness of seeing his city colleagues bustling off to work while we sup, dressed in our Crisis “may have to clean the khazi, may have to stand in the frosty/rain/cold outdoors for a couple of hours in the dead of night clothing”. The night itself was quiet and unremarkable. Following three months of next to no alcohol, next to no bulky food, oodles of walking, I was unprepared for the onslaught and suffered a fit of nausea; the first sickie in 20 years didn’t seem to be a mickey-take.
Christmas Day was thus spent feeling sorry for myself but without the need for sleep. There being no public transport I took the camper in the evening, popped down to see Cap’n John at the Samaritans’ base on way and wandered on to the shelter. It was good to meet some old Samaritans’ chums but I was saddened to hear of the death of one and serious illness of another. How situations change over time – the drive was easy until I reached Knightsbridge – there were foreign tourists in their thousands and a traffic jam of mammoth proportions.
Night Dutyitis is a syndrome that only shift workers truly appreciate. Once, many years ago, I booked a ferry whilst on the night shift for a crossing some months in advance and booked a cabin for myself, three children and wife. Arriving at the ferryport I was made aware that I had booked for the day before (arriving that morning – we were there that night!) – and there were no cabins available; my name was mud. I still need to sort train tickets to help with the next little problem.
Of my three children I had seen two and made arrangements to see the third; as that one and I had drifted apart I was particularly keen to meet. He suggested the afternoon after the end of Crisis and my next day sailing to the cottage. Logistics is not one of my strong points (see night dutyitis, above as evidence). I now had a Chinese Puzzle in the making – a need to collect passport, visa’d and ready to go to Russia; a need to spend some time with Grumpy Chums post final Crisis night; a need to pack van; a need to not drive van on 30th; a need to drive van to ferryport very early on 31st; a great need to not break the arrangement. A need to avoid the recipe for disaster… It all looked rather fragile.
As not even the nostalgia is what it used to be I have spent some down time thinking about the 20 years of Crisis and what changes have been good and what less so. The old, abandoned factories and office-blocks which we used to borrow have given way to schools and colleges who allow us to use some of their premises whilst their students have a Christmas break; a definite plus. Greater pernikitiness and over-administrating provide the counter-balance. A rush to bigger and more inefficient hierarchies (usually synonymous) is another negative. Less aggravation and guest ‘dynamic’ a huge plus.
The need to remember how annoying and futile the “in my day we did” refrain sounds is paramount. All the changes would make it so easy ( and just as grating). Crisis learnt from its (many) mistakes – once we almost caused a major medical emergency in TBS when an outbreak of food poisoning was one bed short of closing all the Accident and Emergency units throughout the capital!
The week seems very long with the end coming so far after the days of gluttony and overindulgence. At least the end is now in sight – and the volunteers’ party is confirmed for January, 7th (which is fortunate as I return on that morning and fly out again on 12th). Planning? Pah!